Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Person: Horatio Caine

When: Some nights at 9pm
Where:Your Television
By: Douglas http://blog.myspace.com/55177343





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6 comments:

Red said...

I hate the way Horatio says everything twice... everything twice. Plus, he is seriously ugly. Ugly.

helen. said...

He's dreadful. You're so incredibly wrong.

themanwhofellasleep said...

He's rubbish, and he's played by David Caruso. Also, please remember that Quincy was never a detective. He was a coroner. Quite a different thing, I assure you.

* (asterisk) said...

Like everyone else, can't say I'm a fan of the Caruso, but Horatio is the best work he's ever done.

Hannah said...

I'll give you the shades, but DAMN. David Caruso might be the worst actor ever to be a leading man. Horatio is a like a stand-up comedy version of Agent Smith from The Matrix, saracastic one-liner comebacks and all. "I can JUST imagine the sleep you're losing over this murder, Mr Anderson.", "I'll bet that half a million dollars is starting to look like a BARGAIN now, isn't it Mr Anderson." etc ad infinitum... 

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Millie said...

Well, there's nothing to say that hasn't already been said. David Caruso is without a doubt one of the worst actors I have ever had to watch. Horatio Caine is also the worst character of his I have ever witnessed. I am fairly certain that someone who makes as many glib remarks around the families of victims would have been fired long, long ago. His shades are shit, his talking is shit, his hair is shit, his fake bond with children is shit (the paedo) and everything else about him is shit. But then, Douglas is but a child, so he knows no better.

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